timothyolyphant:

Timothy Olyphant as Raylan Givens
JUSTIFIED - 2x07 - “Save My Love”

so I hear you like female song covers

cosimaniespouse:

Changing pronouns is for the weak

• Thinking out loud
• Tenerife sea
• Rude
• Take me to church
• Do I wanna know
• Best song ever
• Sex
• Drops of Jupiter
• Like real people do
• Fuck you/Gonna get over you
• Love somebody
• Somebody that I used to know
• All of me
• They don’t know about us
• Not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you
• La vie en Rose
• Bloom
• I’ll follow you into the dark
• Riptide

frostyemma:

domicileensnared:

jetru:

saltwaffle:

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

remember when writers had to be all like:
“omg omg lemon starts HERE”

y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

oodlyenough:

what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’

d1rtypaws:

When someone is explaining something to you and you get hit with the realization that you haven’t retained anything that has been said to you and the moment they stop talking you won’t be able to recall any part of it

softheartedsuggestion:

you need to start being kinder to yourself

senorita-stucky:

shanology:

touchyourblood:

smiledawson:

michacl:

how is screaming “I wanna suck your dick” to a band member you just met any different from someone catcalling you on the street

Read this
Read it again and again

Applies to actors, athletes, and other famous people as well.

Just because you’ve been fantasizing about them forever doesn’t mean that in their eyes, you’re anything more than a very creepy stranger sexually harassing them 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

rosemciver:

“You see more of Liv than anyone. Just answer this question honestly.”

Season 2 / Season 4

pieceofgold:

Will has a remarkably vivid imagination. Beautiful, pure empathy. Nothing that he can’t understand, and that terrifies him.