A: Who do you like and Why?
there’s a couple cute guys at school but i don’t really know any of them well enough to like them.

B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?
um…i don’t think so.

C: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in, and why did it end?
i don’t know how long it was because there wasn’t a moment when it became clear that it was a relationship (which is why it’s complicated). it ended because high school ended.

D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how?

i pretended to like some of the stuff that he liked, including his friends that i seriously couldn’t stand.

E: Pretend I’m you ex, what do you want to say to me?
(side note: oh god, prepare yourselves.)
fuck you. you are an asshole and i actually thought we were friends, but then it turned out that you’re just a man-bitch with absolutely no consideration for other peoples’ feelings. because at some point i actually cared about you, i hope you figure out your problem because you really better check yourself before you wreck yourself. p.s. i want everything back—all the secrets i told you, the hope i had about us, and all the time i wasted while you pretended to be one of my best friends.

F: Have you ever been cheated on?
nope. well, actually…ha. ha. ha. but no.

G: Have you ever cheated?
no.